[The device clicks into action mid sentence with squawking and the sound of tape being ripped.] Who's fucking awesome? That's right it's me you feathery piece of shit. Okay: Rose, I said it wasn't a belaying pin in my pants! Jesus, this freaking parrot won't shut up; I ate it and it came back. It was tasty though...

Anyway [he claps his hands ( Read more... )